natural instincts

let's say you were walking in the forest with a friend and you saw a 16 foot python would you

a. run away
b. run away
c. decide that your best option is to kick the python and catch it in a bag, bring it home, skin it and eat it

if you chose c, you are correct! particularly if you are a 13 year old boy. DING DING DING DING DING (sound of excited bells going off)

well - that's what our Deepavali (happy deepavali by the way!) open house host family's son did. And he had the dried skin to prove it.

if i was in the jungle i would want him there. just saying.